Alia

Jul 29, 2014

If homophobia were a conversation about food...

  • Homophobic Person: My favorite food is pizza!
  • Homosexual Person: Cool! My favorite food is pasta!
  • Bisexual Person: I like both!
  • Pansexual Person: Hey guys, I don't have a favorite! I'll pretty much eat what tastes good to me.
  • Asexual Person: I like the way food looks and smells more than the way it tastes.
  • Homophobic Person: whAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU DISGUSTING PEOPLE WHY ISN'T PIZZA YOUR FAVORITE FOOD?!?! YOU'RE GOING TO HELL.

Jul 29, 2014

(Source: stoptellingwomentosmile, via exciters)

Jul 29, 2014

Repost this anywhere

(Source: wisekelp, via condom)

Jul 29, 2014

reshiham:

yifflord:

reshiham:

why cant your nose be 12 inches long?

because then it’ll be a foot

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(Source: greatjaggi, via relahvant)

Jul 29, 2014

Jul 29, 2014

doctor-segmentium:

being a girl doesn’t make you physically unable to wear button up shirts and beanies and combat boots and piercings and find some way to have/have the appearance of stubble
being a guy doesn’t make you physically unable to wear jumpers and dresses and bows and cute shoes and have teal hair
In the year of our lord 2014 people still confuse gender roles with gender cmon now yall
(and for fuck’s sake there is literally no force of the universe making you physically unable to switch from mainstream to alternative styles as you please where do you people get that from)

doctor-segmentium:

being a girl doesn’t make you physically unable to wear button up shirts and beanies and combat boots and piercings and find some way to have/have the appearance of stubble

being a guy doesn’t make you physically unable to wear jumpers and dresses and bows and cute shoes and have teal hair

In the year of our lord 2014 people still confuse gender roles with gender cmon now yall

(and for fuck’s sake there is literally no force of the universe making you physically unable to switch from mainstream to alternative styles as you please where do you people get that from)

(via frog-and-toad-are-friends)

Jul 29, 2014

frog-and-toad-are-friends:

catbountry:

weeaboo-chan:

history1970s:

jackanthonyfernandez:

emes:

radioheadofficial:

liftingdrifter:

BOW DOWN TO THE LOBSTER LIFTING QUEEN
idk about yesterday’s total. Maybe like $150 with the 5 pairs of earrings?
Yeah I lifted a vibe from spencers too. A label on the side said there was a security device enclosed. That was a lie.

what the FUCK this bitch stole LOBSTERS that’s some real next level shit

loling about
1. stealing lobsters
2. making stealing lobsters part of your personal brand

I love everything about this

how the fuck do u steal a lobster let alone 2 im so done omfg

SHOPLIFTING TUMBLR IS FUCKING WILD

Wow.

Have fun when those lobsters die and start stinking up your house, because you just “stole” some living things that you presumably didn’t have the resources to actually care for so you could brag about it as part of your dumbass online baby-punk blogging brand you stupid FUCKING ASSHOLE

frog-and-toad-are-friends:

catbountry:

weeaboo-chan:

history1970s:

jackanthonyfernandez:

emes:

radioheadofficial:

liftingdrifter:

BOW DOWN TO THE LOBSTER LIFTING QUEEN

idk about yesterday’s total. Maybe like $150 with the 5 pairs of earrings?

Yeah I lifted a vibe from spencers too. A label on the side said there was a security device enclosed. That was a lie.

what the FUCK this bitch stole LOBSTERS that’s some real next level shit

loling about

1. stealing lobsters

2. making stealing lobsters part of your personal brand

I love everything about this

how the fuck do u steal a lobster let alone 2 im so done omfg

SHOPLIFTING TUMBLR IS FUCKING WILD

Wow.

Have fun when those lobsters die and start stinking up your house, because you just “stole” some living things that you presumably didn’t have the resources to actually care for so you could brag about it as part of your dumbass online baby-punk blogging brand you stupid FUCKING ASSHOLE

Jul 29, 2014

vladimirnootin:

It’s a superwholock post.

vladimirnootin:

It’s a superwholock post.

(via kyian)

Jul 29, 2014

my-barbershop-quartet-is-dead:

oknope:

most important school supplies

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(via punkbeds)

Jul 29, 2014

dilutedlife:

hopeissuffering:

fuzzykitty01:

orangewave:

bakamic:

izzy-sukeban-jones:

if you cut the tip off, how do you seal it when you save it for later?

^^^ Seriously. How do you store it after you open it?

Step one: step two: 

Y’all need Jesus. 

or even more easy way?

step 1

America :)

ONLY EASTERN CANADA USES MILK IN BAGS

(via the-long-neon-dream)